If you’re like me, you probably assumed you’d never read the phrase “George Saunders in O, the Oprah Magazine”, but this is where his latest short story has turned up. In the story, the author imagines what he’d say to an alien who asks him what it’s like to be human. For more on his work, go read our own Elizabeth Minkel on his legacy and recent collection.
My roommate bought black toilet paper.
but how do you know?
if your BAC is over 0.6% you die
This person’s BAC can be up to 0.6% over their GPA.
- “There’s no reason why a bunch of assholes in San Francisco should be able to sit around in their well-stocked corporate canteen and enthuse about how...”
- “I’m all for the complexity of Faulkner, but not for the confusion.”
- “My orientation is Bigby Wolf.”—
Everyone who has played TWAU, ever.